Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

October 23, 2012

Eff, Marry, Kill - 10.23

Double post - it's your lucky day!
You can check the other one out here.

Heather & Michelle's link up is back!
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In that exact order, here are my picks...

Oh Gerard, it was so difficult to decide what to do with you...do I want to marry you & have you to myself forever, or just be victim to the bliss that you could inflict? I had to choose the bliss - take me to Sparta!

JGL, my new celeb crush. Talented and funny with a new-found hunk factor. I think this fellow would make an excellent hubby!

I know so many of you love John Mayer and that makes me screw up my face in utter disbelief and throw up at the same time. Who does this douchebag think he is? Swooping in on fragile Hollywood ladies (Jen Aniston,  little Taylor Swift & most-recently Katy Perry...the list goes on), prey on them with his smooth words and then break their hearts? He's no better than Joe Shmoe down the street - do not fuel his ego with your fandom!

Can't wait to see everyone else's picks!!!

Don't forget to check out my birthday post from today as well :)

February 7, 2011

Baby it's cold outside!

For those who haven't noticed, it's winter. And if you haven't noticed, you're one ignorant douche. Sorry. It's true. No excuses. I mean, it's not like the media hasn't been bombarded with the likes of:

#snowmaggedon
#snowpocalypse
#icepocalypse
#snOMG
#snowhat
#snoverreaction
#OhSnoYouDidnt

I could go on because I love hashtags. But I won't. Anyway - unless you live in a bubble, you know this has been a real winter.

Best cure for this miserable weather? Snuggling. Obv. And since I am being robbed of cuddling for the next 3 weeks because someone wanted to go on a life-changing adventure to Southeast Asia, I figure I could at least share some snuggling-awesomeness with y'all. Don't worry, I won't come over and use you as my cuddling replacement. Wait...would you be ok with that?!

Last week, Kiley at Hello Kiley was lovely enough to share her discovery of the Snuggie Sutra. Make sure you go check out her blog too!

I don't own a Snuggie - nor do I plan on investing in one, because my apartment is already a fucking sauna - but I would love, love, love to hear about any attempts to make one or more of the above happen. Yes, this is a formal challenge.

Ready, set...SNUGGLE!